Oh please tell me you're so offended!

Please give me things to make fun of.

Your snake is named Nagini? Aren't you precious!
You want to show off your new bearded dragon perched on your cleavage? Charming!
Oooh, please show me the model shoot you did with a ball python and an apple! So ~biblical~!
I'm glad having a reptile makes you so much more goth/punk/hardcore/emo/etc.
nicksterr:

whatsup this is Beef Supremehe likes the face

nicksterr:

whatsup this is Beef Supreme
he likes the face

(Source: altersneeze)

2 years ago
3 notes
glitter-in-blood:

Glendra between my boobies :3

glitter-in-blood:

Glendra between my boobies :3

(Source: its-avenged-fatty)

2 years ago
3 notes
testthewaters:

Lizard livin’ lizard life (Taken with instagram)

testthewaters:

Lizard livin’ lizard life (Taken with instagram)

2 years ago
9 notes
wolfieamehh:

we get derpy together <3 but thats alright

wolfieamehh:

we get derpy together <3 but thats alright

(Source: unicorncreater)

2 years ago
2 notes
flamboyant-cain:

Just chillin’ here….with mah lizard..

flamboyant-cain:

Just chillin’ here….with mah lizard..

(via flamboyant-cain-deactivated2012)

2 years ago
4 notes
x-ray-eyes:

I fell in love with Otis.

x-ray-eyes:

I fell in love with Otis.

(Source: ishall-befree)

2 years ago
1 note
k8-tha-great:

#drunk Friday wif my #snake (Taken with instagram)

k8-tha-great:

#drunk Friday wif my #snake (Taken with instagram)

2 years ago
1 note
lynette-hime:

oh the things I do for you. you better hope I find those two escaped crickets before I sleep tonight or mama’s gonna be MAD

lynette-hime:

oh the things I do for you. you better hope I find those two escaped crickets before I sleep tonight or mama’s gonna be MAD

(via lynette-hime-deactivated2012103)

2 years ago
2 notes